Have some Fun just for the H'of it !!!

Edith_S · 2022-04-28 09:41:29

Psychologist jokes

The family support psychologist asks the woman when she first noticed that there were problems in her marriage.
When my husband was desperate to be in the wedding photos...
.............................

The psychologist enters an empty room, then speaks:
- Tell me sir... since when do you think you are invisible?
.....................

A woman goes to a psychologist:
- Doctor, you have to help my husband! She thinks of herself as a racehorse. He wins, sleeps standing up, eats oats and grass.
- I can cure him, but unfortunately it won't be cheap.
- Oh, money is no problem! He's been winning all his prize money races lately!
..............................

The patient goes to the psychologist, makes himself comfortable on the couch. The doctor starts the conversation:
- Well, start at the beginning!
- First, I created the world...
.........................
In the psychiatric yard screams come out from one of the rooms:
- I am Napoleon! I am Napoleon!
- Who told you?
- God!
From the next room you can hear:
- I told him no such thing!

Edith_S · 2022-04-30 04:53:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm7_DS0yf1k

Morticia And The Psychiatrist

Nothing but likes for this video …very encouraging.

Actually the guy was a psychologist…But since even the medical staff cannot make a difference between the two, what can we expect from film-makers?!?

Wanna try some “black humor”? Unfortunately the “sane” world very much reflects the “same”…

That's why the motto : don't take it seriously...

Edith_S · 2022-05-06 07:31:46

You might like these series

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7tb5ob

Good English humor included ! Please order if not...

Edith_S · 2022-05-08 03:51:13

I just couldn't resist...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8IPXZOWOis
Comedy Wildlife photos

Edith_S · 2022-05-12 13:22:42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCX4YqcW7kU

Three Laughing Monks Story - zen motivation

Edith_S · 2022-05-28 07:20:05

Just to be in line with the times we live in...

https://babylonbee.com/news/think-you-h … e-symptoms

Edith_S · 2022-06-18 16:28:38

Just like cutting the Gordian knot:

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2022/ … s-by-hand/

But how it started in their childhood ?

A man and his wife were discussing what they thought their son might be when he grew up.

"I have an idea," said the father. He put a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. "If he takes the money he'll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey he'll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible that means he'll be a preacher."

So the man and his wife hide just before their son comes in the door, and watch from where they're hiding.

The boy saunters over to the coffee table. He picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it, then sets it down. He picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, then sets it down. Then he picks up the Bible, leafs through it, then sets it down.

Then the boy takes the money and stuffs it into his pocket, grabs the whiskey, and walks off with the Bible under his arm.

"Well how do you like that!" exclaims the father. "He's going to be a politician!"

Bigfeet_E · 2022-06-18 18:02:16

I bet she had put her money on that yellow-blue clip on her vest.
Are we whitnessing a fall of the tower of new babylon, or yet another scripted step ...?

Edith_S · 2022-06-26 12:16:32

so cute...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCfT4PDb4N4

Edith_S · 2022-07-02 10:40:45

https://babylonbee.com/news/famous-pres … -the-years

nothing new under the Sun...

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-world … hydra-logo

nothing new under the Moon either...

Edith_S · 2022-07-02 10:43:35

And for this week-end perk, some golden oldies:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ynhbo

Edith_S · 2022-07-05 10:34:49

Oficial English Hoo...more:

_https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/the-six-stages-of-every-boris-johnson-scandal-20220705222943

_https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/he-never-molested-me-says-johnson-20220704222918

and when we just got numb...we have to sit somewhere..

_https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/the-londoners-guide-to-pretending-youre-enjoying-the-summer-20220705222935

copy-paste

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Edith_S · 2022-07-07 02:51:37

It is heart-warming to see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8jxcy97tU

Edith_S · 2022-07-21 11:12:28

Never is good enough...

The Scottish child goes home excited.
- Guess what, Dad! I saved £2 today.
- How, my boy?
- I didn't get on the tram home from school, I ran after it.
- You're so stupid, son, why didn't you run after the taxi? You would have saved a lot of money.

- My wife always locks me out of the flat when I come home drunk... What should I do, do you have any ideas?
- What I do is knock on the door, take my clothes off, leave them at the door, and no woman would let her husband stand naked in the street.
- All right, I'll try it...
Next time they meet, the other one asks:
- Well, did my plan work?
- Well, only partially...
- "What do you mean, partially?
- I knocked on the door, undressed, put my clothes in the door, it closed, but then suddenly a voice said, "Trafalgar Square-next station.."

- Do you know what children are like?
- ???
- They are like instant coffee. They're easy to make and then they keep you up all night.

A grandfather telling his grandchildren about his youthful adventures:

- ... and when I got lost in the jungle, I was surrounded by 20 hungry cannibals...
One grandchild interjects:
- But Grandpa, the last time you told me this story, you only mentioned 10 cannibals!
- Yes, grandson, but you were too young to know the whole truth!

Signs that you might not have chosen the safest airline:

- They don't sell airline tickets, they sell lottery tickets for their flights.
- All the passenger insurance companies have closed their offices at the airport.
- The airlines have closed all their offices.
- You can only pay for your ticket in cash.
- The captain is collecting fuel from passengers.
- As the pilots step on board, the plane starts to shake.
- Before take-off, the captain shouts to the ground crew, "Get those cows out of the way!"
- If you ask a flight attendant how often their planes crash, he replies, "Only once each."
- They don't show a movie, but you don't need one because the movie of your life is flashing before your eyes.
- You see a masked guy with a gun trying to get OUT of the plane.
- The plane is not only equipped with a toilet, but also a chapel.

After the death three good friends ascend to Heaven.
St. Peter is waiting for them at the gate and tells them to be very careful, because Heaven is full of ducks, and they should not step on them.
They are very surprised, but when the gates of heaven are opened, there are indeed a lot of ducks inside.
On the first day, the first one steps on a duck, so he got tied it up to a horrible old, ugly woman and thrown to earth
The second one, however careful he is, does the same two days later, is also tied to an even uglier woman and thrown down to Earth.
The third is very careful, a week, a month, a year passes. One day they bring a beautiful lady, pretty, pretty, they tie her to him and without a word they throw them back to Earth.
As they are falling, he got very curious and asks:
- Tell me, why did I deserve to have such a beautiful lady by avoiding to step on the ducks?
The lady replied:
- I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

Edith_S · 2022-07-23 09:37:05

Sorry for repeating, but cats are irresistible..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubo-Mde8CU0

07wideeyes · 2022-07-23 18:14:43

'The situation is hopeless but not serious' is a pretty good laugh as well......

Edith_S · 2022-08-21 05:56:17

Relax, chill out it's Sunday !!!

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/3035290

Edith_S · 2022-08-28 18:19:56

Our dear friends' turn to make us laugh!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9wWtZlZUA

Incredible Animal Moments Caught on Camera

Aruvii · 2022-08-29 05:55:58

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_4zScX4YpLI

Edith_S · 2022-09-18 06:59:50

For LADIES , but not only...laughing is for free here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVFtu-ZmmM

Edith_S · 2022-09-18 07:36:48

and on a second thought:

The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers !

Jupiter 9 · 2022-09-25 17:30:24

Gary the racoon

"Haha suckers there's no racoon federation."

Hahaha LOL

07wideeyes · 2022-09-25 18:03:08

Jupiter wrote:

Gary the racoon
"Haha suckers there's no racoon federation."
Hahaha LOL

Ha Ha ha indeed! Er....... where do you folks find this kind of thing? Do you put it into a search engine: ferret federation, rhino federation, grasshopper federation, until.... bingo! Racoon federation??!!

Jupiter 9 · 2022-09-25 21:28:29

There are some racoons making a mess in our neighborhood, and I was searching if there was a racoon federation or something to file a complaint and this video was in the search results.... (this did not really happen in this timeline but there probably is a timeline where this did actually happen....)

And just so we are clear we are talking about the local racoon federation not to be confused with the Saturn racoon federation hq.... And the moral of the story is that we should be careful with people claiming they are from the local federation, they may be imposters trying to steal our catfood hihi

Edith_S · 2022-09-28 03:29:15

Hi Jupiter,

we don't have raccoons, but plenty of magpies - Magpies are impertinent, imitative, hoarding, cheeky birds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2x-ODyMvNU

and they move in quickly !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqSbDcks_uA

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