Have some Fun just for the H'of it !!!

Jupiter 9 · 2022-09-29 18:36:16

Hey Edith_S,

These are not birds, these are cat starseeds incarnated in bird biosuits hihi

Also that was a beautiful story.

Thanks for creating this corner for laughs and giggles in the forum. I plan to be a regular visitor and contributor.

Greetings and wishes for more nonphysical assistance with your health to compliment your own actions.

Edith_S · 2022-09-30 03:17:15

Jupiter wrote:

Hey Edith_S,
These are not birds, these are cat starseeds incarnated in bird biosuits hihi
Also that was a beautiful story.
Thanks for creating this corner for laughs and giggles in the forum. I plan to be a regular visitor and contributor.
Greetings and wishes for more nonphysical assistance with your health to compliment your own actions.

Dear Jupiter,

Thank you for your input ...and you are welcome...with all your satellites !!!

https://upjoke.com/jupiter-jokes

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Edith_S · 2022-10-03 04:55:38

You will love this !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x18mUeU0LP4 Top 10 Dog Acts

Edith_S · 2022-10-11 04:52:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzdFZaemDow

Who is the boss in the house?!

Edith_S · 2022-10-15 18:15:55

RELAAAAX .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iytzFm11jmA

Scott Summers · 2022-10-18 08:09:00

“All your dog are belong to us.”

https://mobile.twitter.com/thepuppiescl … 3620490240

Edith_S · 2022-10-19 02:45:53

Scott Summers wrote:

“All your dog are belong to us.”
https://mobile.twitter.com/thepuppiescl … 3620490240

Scott, it is so lovely !!!

and

A goodread - not for seniors only ....

Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old
By Steven Petrow with Roseann Foley Henry

Scott Summers · 2022-10-20 14:49:09

“My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs.

He's four months old.”

https://mobile.twitter.com/Alan_McGuinn … 9989739522

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”
Larry the Cat

https://mobile.twitter.com/Number10cat/ … 1677002752

There it is
*BORIS JOHNSON IS EXPECTED TO STAND IN CONTEST: TIMES' SWINFORD - Zerohedge

“These events confirm that the world is indeed a simulation - and it's currently malfunctioning.”

Thomas Davies

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThomasDavies … 9265870849

Jupiter 9 · 2022-10-23 17:53:11

"What happens when meat eaters embody the mentality of a vegan? This video solves the oldest riddle of the ages, what if meat eaters acted like vegans."

If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35

"If you don't kill and eat deer first, you basically want people to get into car accidents"

"I could never eat plants that are raised in crowded farms in inhumane living conditions with less that one square inch of space per stalk stuck in the soil against their will."

"Plants give off oxygen why would you eat them"

"Broccoli? That's what my food eats. That's my food's food, and I don't appreciate you eating that."

"The world is a much safer place if we eat the animals that eat us."

Edith_S · 2022-10-24 03:35:30

Scott Summers wrote:

“My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs.
He's four months old.”

https://mobile.twitter.com/Alan_McGuinn … 9989739522

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”
Larry the Cat
https://mobile.twitter.com/Number10cat/ … 1677002752
There it is
*BORIS JOHNSON IS EXPECTED TO STAND IN CONTEST: TIMES' SWINFORD - Zerohedge

“These events confirm that the world is indeed a simulation - and it's currently malfunctioning.”
Thomas Davies
https://mobile.twitter.com/ThomasDavies … 9265870849

Thank you Scott, here is an example of POLITICS redefined (for those still struggling to understand it )!!!!

A little boy asks his father what politics is.
His father sits him down and explains with examples:

- Listen, my son. I bring home the money, so I am CAPITALISM.
- Your mother looks after the money, so she is the GOVERNMENT.
- Your grandfather makes sure everything is in order, so he is the TRADE UNION.
- The babysitter is the WORKING CLASS, and we all work to make sure you, the PEOPLE, have A GOOD LIFE and everything is OK.
- And your little brother, who is just a few months old, is our joint FUTURE.

The little boy memorized what he just learned and went to sleep.

He wakes up in the night to his little brother "having filled up his diaper" and crying. He gets up and wants to call his mother, but she is so sound asleep that he can't wake her. Then he goes in to call the babysitter, but in the room he sees his father rolling around in bed with her, while his grandfather peers in through the window. No one notices that he is there, so he goes back to sleep.

The next day her father asks her if he can tell him in his own words what politics is.

The little boy remembers what he saw last night and says:
- Politics is when capitalism exploits the working class, and the trade union just stands by and watches. The government is asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is sh..tty.

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Edith_S · 2022-10-24 04:18:04

Jupiter wrote:

"What happens when meat eaters embody the mentality of a vegan? This video solves the oldest riddle of the ages, what if meat eaters acted like vegans."
If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35
"If you don't kill and eat deer first, you basically want people to get into car accidents"

"I could never eat plants that are raised in crowded farms in inhumane living conditions with less that one square inch of space per stalk stuck in the soil against their will."

"Plants give off oxygen why would you eat them"

"Broccoli? That's what my food eats. That's my food's food, and I don't appreciate you eating that."

"The world is a much safer place if we eat the animals that eat us."

Good one, Jupiter !

now, that you are full of energy - this is for you!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CATCH THE MEAT-SOURCE and HAVE A HANDY LAW LOOPHOLE !!!

Two hunters talking in the woods:
- If I target a rabbit, he can surely make out his will!

Suddenly a rabbit suddenly appears In the clearing,. The boastful hunter pulls out his rifle, fires, but the rabbit runs away.

And the other one remarks spitefully:
- I see he's already running to the notary...

Edith_S · 2022-10-29 02:37:45

Brahman wrote:

I made a meme. Will there be a deal? Lol
https://imgflip.com/i/6yh301

Brahman, you are right, this poor guy is a caricature's caricature...

Scott Summers · 2022-11-06 01:05:04

Don’t try this on the Toleka. Or maybe try it...

https://mobile.twitter.com/____B_S____/ … 6579159040

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Edith_S · 2022-11-07 04:19:57

Hi,

my cats insisted on making public their support for Larry!! They just read the columns recently and saw all the Twitter enthusiasts as a good chance for the most welcome change - if a single cat can engage the solidarity and humor gland of so many people, surely LARRY has the chance of his life (maybe humans as well...)

https://dailytelegraph.co.nz/daily-life … es-pm-bid/

Larry's twit (for a "just in case scenario"):

“I’m getting a new one this week, it’s another rescue named Rishi, I take him in for a few months until I can find him a permanent home. I hope this one will be ok, the last two were a bloody nightmare!” - Larry the Cat

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Edith_S · 2022-11-07 04:35:04

Brahman wrote:

I made a meme. Will there be a deal? Lol
https://imgflip.com/i/6yh301

Twilight zone theme...

Edith_S · 2022-11-07 04:41:47

Scott Summers wrote:

Don’t try this on the Toleka. Or maybe try it...
https://mobile.twitter.com/____B_S____/ … 6579159040

This isn't such a big issue if you have a tissue.

Just be mindful of this - would the she-cats be able to reproduce without the he-cats ... well that would be trouble. You will have a whole feline nation to deal with - what a nightmare for the GF !!!

Edith_S · 2022-11-08 08:36:48

Brahman wrote:

Edith_S wrote:
Brahman wrote:
I made a meme. Will there be a deal? Lol
https://imgflip.com/i/6yh301
Twilight zone theme...
It doesn't matter compared to that.
https://imgflip.com/i/6zustd

Well, a doggy-cat looks good, what about behavior ?

Jupiter 9 · 2022-11-08 19:03:44

Scott Summers wrote:

Don’t try this on the Toleka. Or maybe try it...
https://mobile.twitter.com/____B_S____/ … 6579159040

LOL

Jupiter 9 · 2022-11-08 19:06:52

Edith_S wrote:

Hi,
my cats insisted on making public their support for Larry!! They just read the columns recently and saw all the Twitter enthusiasts as a good chance for the most welcome change - if a single cat can engage the solidarity and humor gland of so many people, surely LARRY has the chance of his life (maybe humans as well...)
https://dailytelegraph.co.nz/daily-life … es-pm-bid/
Larry's twit (for a "just in case scenario"):
“I’m getting a new one this week, it’s another rescue named Rishi, I take him in for a few months until I can find him a permanent home. I hope this one will be ok, the last two were a bloody nightmare!” - Larry the Cat

I like to imagine that that is a real picture and not Photoshoped.

Jupiter 9 · 2022-11-09 13:40:29

Brahman wrote:

https://www.fbcnews.com.fj/world/hollyw … -zelensky/
Lol
https://imgflip.com/i/70372x

LOL hahaha

This is so bizarre and comical that I had to Google it to see if this actually happened or if it's fake news, and it turns out this actually happened. And Zelensky awarded him with the Ukrainian order of merit in return hahaha

You can't make this stuff up.

Jupiter 9 · 2022-11-10 21:14:07

I'll reply here to not derail that thread with bird talk haha

Lyran wrote:

JUPITER! HAHAHA ) Thankyou for these. Made my day here. I am plugged into dam matrix working at call centre and was laughing while trying to talk to people.
Have amazing day Starseed.
Lyran

I searched for dance walking on youtube because I knew there would be videos of people doing that and that bird was in the results. How on earth have i not heard about this bird until now. It reminded me of Yazhi saying that she was excited to learn that there are amphibian little mice in Sirius, cute and tubby. And the baby chicks dance walking with their mother is the cutest and best thing ever! And they can even do freeze dance! haha

Gosia: I would like to ask... You, knowing that you are the Creator and all that. And although you do not have it directly in your reality, that what is happening on Earth, why do you think that indirectly it IS in your reality? All this human suffering? Why have you manifested it?
Yazhi: Because it also defines me... because from your linear point of view I have just recently realized this, prior to that I was Swaruu. Because thanks to that separation that humans live, I have been able to identify with them, live through their eyes, understand them and that has served as a contrast for my own expansion.
And I know they are just like me. Because I still have a physical body with which to type and with which to make faces or emojis. Like them, and that does not limit me. Although I am already in a state that I can take this body wherever I go in my mind, and no, because I also operate without it, it does not define me either, nor does it limit me and therefore your bodies do not have to limit you in anything either.
I know myself etheric and cosmic... however physically I feel myself quite "normal". Like most humans do too. I have no idyllic beauty. Those are ideas again. The same with them. I'm from nowhere, not Taygetean or human, not Andromedan, not Solatian, not Sirian... But I have a bit of everything and that's how I am. That is why I speak like you because I understand that society well. As I understand so many others from outside the Earth.
And this does not mean that I know everything, because I do not know everything, at least not intellectually, although I do access the field all the time, what they wrongly call Akashic Records.
I don't know many things intellectually although I perceive them. Like you... And that doesn't make me less cosmic. I hear a song that I did not know and jump with emotion. I'm excited to learn that there are amphibian little mice in Sirius, cute and tabby. I did not know that.
You can never stop learning or expanding yourself. I take myself as an example, but I define all you that way.

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Scott Summers · 2022-11-14 07:23:55

Folks, I’m so so sorry.

I was wrong. There is no hyperinflation on the horizon.

Look what $8 can do today!

https://mobile.twitter.com/WallStreetSi … LVgpgsAAAA

Edith_S · 2022-11-14 15:54:23

Unexpected results...and answers

A motorcyclist is speeding down the highway when a sparrow slams into his helmet. The sparrow faints, the rider takes pity on him and takes him home. At home, he puts it in a cage, gives it some bread, water, and goes to work.

After a little while, the sparrow comes to himself and glances around: - Jessus! Grids, bread, water... Would the biker have died?

A blonde pulls into a crowded parking lot with her car and lowers the window so that her puppy, stretching in the backseat, can get enough air. She doesn't want him to go after her, so she stops on the sidewalk and points back at her, firmly saying:
"You stay there!" Got it?? Stay! Stay!
The driver of a nearby car, seeing that the woman is blonde, stare at her in amazement, and then speaks: "Lady, you just need to pull the handbrake to do this!"

A new member of the golf club, playing golf for the first time in his life. The instructor explains to him: "
- Can you see that flag far away there, you have to hit the ball in that direction. The novice hits a huge one, the ball flies and stops two inches from the hole.
- And now, what to do - he asks the astonished instructor.
- Now push it into the hole.
- You could have said that earlier!

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Jupiter 9 · 2022-11-14 18:41:20

The one with the blonde is really funny.

Jupiter 9 · 2022-11-20 22:14:37

"Do you have a minute for me to come in and tell you how fear will improve your life?"

How to Worship Fear

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