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#1 2022-08-03 10:41:45

Wooof
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An error in the matrix (funny)

What happens in my life becomes more and more grotesque.
I soon won't believe anymore in it. The illusion is more apparent.
nn..nn... mm..m

Now I think I remind what happened.
I walked on a long avenue. I saw a shop " Beyond your dreams, live an adventure on the Earth"
I entered. The saleswoman had a nice décolleté, pink eyes.
She said to me : "You will see an exciting adventure. You'll meet people from other planets."

What ? On this dentists' chair ?
Yes, It has a frequency helmet. Last innovation. 
How long it takes ?
8 hours here, but once inside it's 85 years.
But, me, I would like to have pretty girls, and with pretty breasts.
Like this ? 
No rather like that.  I want to travel. And then I enjoy being intelligent, smarter than others.
Ok, but I warn you. They won't understand you and above all, you won't earn much money with it.
Ca fait rien. J'aime bien. It doesn't matter. I'm rather peaceful, I don't want to kill, harm anybody.
Ah. Not Easy. Yes. You'll be born after the WWII, in France, after Indochina war, Algeria war. 
Sign your soul contract here. 10.000 drachmes.

Please set your feet here. Close your eyes.
Ah I forget if anything goes wrong, you say "I am the Light. I am the Truth. I am the Love. I am."
We intervene to help you.
In any case, Concentrate. The matrix does what you deeply wish.
Everything is in order.

5 hours later. Driing. Hello, I'm Anee, the repairwoman. What happened ?
The parameters, cerebral parameters are red. I'm afraid for the shop. He can do a crisis.
One day, I saw a elephant with another customer.
... Ok I see the matrix is saturated. An old machine and always the same bugs.
They triggered the emergency alarm. They wake up them inside.

Is it enough ?  May we disconnect him ? No, the soul contract doesn't permit it and he still hangs on.
As all is linked, his higher self here can do either much more mess.

But, imagine if he loves anybody, he'll get with him here these s*... .
Don't be afraid. All becomes tougher. In my view he won't, but we need to do something.

There is an special event in front of us. Normally, they do a reset on the matrix, but it doesn't work.
They try a Great Reset. It doesn't work either. What a mess !

Do you have another repairman ?
Yes, he lives in the center of the galaxy.

Last edited by Wooof (2022-08-03 10:52:37)

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#2 2022-08-03 11:17:07

Kahi Harawira
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Re: An error in the matrix (funny)

Ah yes, had me in fits all the way through.... 
I like that, very, very much...
Well done

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