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#1 2023-02-12 13:42:31

Rocketmidget
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Space humor.

I really wonder what different races find funny!
Do urhma watch cat vids?
What do taygetans laugh about( other than humans ha)
What would an alpha draco find armor splittin funny?

I mean this incarnation is bizzare an humor can make you smile in the worst of times.

I would say "hi u hairless freak "to an andromedan.

Gosia can u ask the swaruus?  I need more funny pleeeeese.

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#2 2023-02-12 14:14:28

mitkobs
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Re: Space humor.

Everything absurd and stupid seen from a POV is funny.

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#3 2023-02-13 00:05:10

Re: Space humor.

mitkobs wrote:

Everything absurd and stupid seen from a POV is funny.

Humor has 2 key components:
timing
the human condition

flavors of humor require a point of view to be applicable to the 2 key components.

But really humor is culturally and linguistically based in most all cases so humor would be different between races, communities, and cities/planets...


Cosplayer and prop/costume maker.  Taking cutting edge tech and making science fiction into real life with mostly movie accurate builds.

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#4 2023-02-14 13:51:26

Rocketmidget
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Re: Space humor.

My favorite kangaroo is an arcturian.

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#5 2023-02-14 18:47:05

arkangel
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Re: Space humor.

Rocketmidget wrote:

I really wonder what different races find funny!
Do urhma watch cat vids?
What do taygetans laugh about( other than humans ha)
What would an alpha draco find armor splittin funny?

I mean this incarnation is bizzare an humor can make you smile in the worst of times.

I would say "hi u hairless freak "to an andromedan.

Gosia can u ask the swaruus?  I need more funny pleeeeese.

Yea I am interested in this too, at work it's no holes barred and we have a real good laugh every day but we all love each other. I would hate to think there is no laughter on the flip side.

Mark

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#7 2023-02-19 19:10:28

StarDeity
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Re: Space humor.

Robert has said that DK is humorous
And also, I remember some anecdote Robert said, that Swaruu was laughing at an expression Robert mentioned about fish getting their eyes wet or something like that xD
That she laughed a lot about that loool

Last edited by StarDeity (2023-02-19 19:11:02)

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#8 2023-02-19 19:16:55

StarDeity
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Re: Space humor.

"Do you believe in life in other planets"

"I'm German"

xDDDDD

"Queer-looking people"

Lmao

Always gets me xD

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#9 2023-02-20 01:43:06

Lyran
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Re: Space humor.

Alex Collier once said that beings in orbit get a kick out of laughing AT us in our tv shows...
Can you imagine what they think seeing stuff like Jackass, will ferrel movies.... Lol

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#10 2023-02-20 12:32:31

Rocketmidget
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Re: Space humor.

Lyran wrote:

Alex Collier once said that beings in orbit get a kick out of laughing AT us in our tv shows...
Can you imagine what they think seeing stuff like Jackass, will ferrel movies.... Lol

I remember reading somewhere years ago that coffee is like cocaine or whatever for some aliens species .

  Can you picture a nightime invation of a starbucks by some little green me all bug eyed and jacked up on expresso shots?

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#11 2023-02-20 20:30:35

Jupiter 9
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Re: Space humor.

I moved the off topic replies to a new thread, and also deleted the "shoo" reply Rocketmidget cause it didn't make sense in the new thread. I hope yall don't mind. smile


"If you do feel pulled in, to save, protect, others, I would suggest to examine the energy of the “guardian” instead. Not the weaponized guardian, but the guardian like an impenetrable wall energy. No consequences to who tries to trespass, just an impossibility of getting through." - Inelia

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#12 2023-02-21 01:20:39

Lyran
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Re: Space humor.

Rocketmidget wrote:
Lyran wrote:

Alex Collier once said that beings in orbit get a kick out of laughing AT us in our tv shows...
Can you imagine what they think seeing stuff like Jackass, will ferrel movies.... Lol

I remember reading somewhere years ago that coffee is like cocaine or whatever for some aliens species .

  Can you picture a nightime invation of a starbucks by some little green me all bug eyed and jacked up on expresso shots?

They probably got themselves a nice little share portfolio in Starbucks at this rate. tweaking around the quadrant at Maximo.
But don't talk about coffee bro! Haven't had one in like 4-5 months now.........................
Wonder if ets are effected by the same astral entities - or if they care lol

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#13 2023-02-22 12:09:50

Rocketmidget
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Re: Space humor.

Did you ever wanna ask a reptilian if humans taste like chicken?

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#14 2023-02-26 22:35:52

Lyran
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Re: Space humor.

"Ozzy Man Reviews" will give ya stitches if you don't mind constant profanity. Lol

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#15 2023-02-26 23:37:26

JimiPickle
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Re: Space humor.

Rocketmidget wrote:

Did you ever wanna ask a reptilian if humans taste like chicken?

Can confirm that certain reptiles taste like chicken…so there is that. Which makes me laugh.

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#16 2023-02-27 02:41:58

StarDeity
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Re: Space humor.

Wasn't it pork? tongue

Rocketmidget wrote:

Did you ever wanna ask a reptilian if humans taste like chicken?

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#17 2023-02-27 13:46:42

Rocketmidget
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Re: Space humor.

JimiPickle wrote:
Rocketmidget wrote:

Did you ever wanna ask a reptilian if humans taste like chicken?

Can confirm that certain reptiles taste like chicken…so there is that. Which makes me laugh.

Lol

So..one day an urmha namned zeus was walking down the street..he stopped to smoke a ciggerette...didnt have a lighter.
   He asked a nearby alpha draco if he had a light.

Poof!

An so began the great tiamat war.

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#18 2023-02-27 18:09:48

Alec
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Re: Space humor.

Rocketmidget wrote:
JimiPickle wrote:
Rocketmidget wrote:

Did you ever wanna ask a reptilian if humans taste like chicken?

Can confirm that certain reptiles taste like chicken…so there is that. Which makes me laugh.

Lol

So..one day an urmha namned zeus was walking down the street..he stopped to smoke a ciggerette...didnt have a lighter.
   He asked a nearby alpha draco if he had a light.

Poof!

An so began the great tiamat war.

I must say... this was very funny! big_smile

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#19 2023-02-28 17:24:29

Rocketmidget
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Re: Space humor.

Lyran wrote:

Alex Collier once said that beings in orbit get a kick out of laughing AT us in our tv shows...
Can you imagine what they think seeing stuff like Jackass, will ferrel movies.... Lol

So here i am..reading up cosmic agency for years, studying it all over an over to find my truth. Wondering what planet or race i am from.
Then one day.......

   I look at my arm..it starts glitching..and pops in an out! Im horrified!

  Im part of the earth matrix! Aaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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#20 2023-03-01 19:03:35

Rocketmidget
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Re: Space humor.

So....a lyran..andromedan..an arcturian walk into a bar.
" these space lizards are a menace!!!
We need to form an alliance my friends!"
- bob the andromedan said.

" sounds awsome what will we call it?" Larry lyran asked.

Arty arcturian thought for a millasecond
" the galactic muliti colored race of mammals!"

" the andromedan karma warriors!" Bob said

"Federation of lyrans an other weirdos!" Larry thought.

"Galactic love and light!" Bob said

Pause.....mass laughter...

The furry urmah bartender listening with amusement injected.

"The empire!"

Ooooooooo catchy they agreed.

Sitting at the end of the bar a grey who was chugging a an expresso mocha spoke finally

" the federation of planets" you goofballs.


And so began our space saga.

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#21 2023-03-01 19:22:17

StarDeity
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Re: Space humor.

Rocketmidget wrote:

So....a lyran..andromedan..an arcturian walk into a bar.
" these space lizards are a menace!!!
We need to form an alliance my friends!"
- bob the andromedan said.

" sounds awsome what will we call it?" Larry lyran asked.

Arty arcturian thought for a millasecond
" the galactic muliti colored race of mammels!"

" the andromedan karma warriors!" Bob said

"Federation of lyrans an other weidos!" Larry thought.

"Galactic love and light!" Bob said

Pause.....mass laughter...

The furry urmha bartender listening with amusement injected.

"The empire!"

Ooooooooo catchy they agreed.

Sitting at the end of the bar a grey who was chugging a an expresso mocha spoke finally

" the federation of planets" you goofballs.


And so began our space saga.



-Bob the Arcturian...
-an Urmah as a bartender
-A gray chugging an expresso

LOOOOOOOL

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#22 2023-03-03 07:33:12

Rocketmidget
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Re: Space humor.

So anyway...last night i fell off to sleep , then bang im standing outside an i hear something moving behind a tree.. a deer maybe? Coyote?
   No...its....a....
  " hey im kal'el ! And dont ask...cant tell u anything about yourself bud..nothin..i shouldnt even be here!"

  My jaw is wide open. WHAT???!

  " dude." He said in earth lingo.
" you have set records down here. You are the worst human in history!. Groups of aliens have betting pools to guess your next accidental death attempt or stupid mishap. A grey won a big pool 2 years ago when u actually found cosmic agency after he had another person pose as an old lady straight out TELLING you where to look for answers!  No one thought u would ever realize anything."

" but....i thought i was just super lucky an i manifested ways out of every bad situaton cause im the starlord!!" I whispered...

" oh dear god. " he laughed.

" we dont have enough people to keep watching after you anymore..stop doing stupid crap! Ok gotta go."

  I watched in silence as he strode away..thinking this was also the worst alien encounter of all time too.
  Wonder who won that bet?

----starlord out.

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#23 2023-03-03 08:01:36

Yasin
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Re: Space humor.

Rocketmidgete don't ever think when I say nothing I'm not cracked up of laughter to your posts

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#24 2023-03-04 16:59:36

Rocketmidget
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Re: Space humor.

Yasin wrote:

Rocketmidgete don't ever think when I say nothing I'm not cracked up of laughter to your posts


So....maris next video is on STUPIDITY!!@@@

seems like pilling on.
Ok ok ok lol.

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#25 2023-03-04 18:47:21

Yasin
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Re: Space humor.

Rocketmidget wrote:
Yasin wrote:

Rocketmidgete don't ever think when I say nothing I'm not cracked up of laughter to your posts


So....maris next video is on STUPIDITY!!@@@

seems like pilling on.
Ok ok ok lol.

Hey, you didn't make a 7D non-physical beings joke yet big_smile

btw I'm a huge fan of your jokes wink

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