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#101 2023-01-08 05:54:03
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Re: Have some Fun just for the H'of it !!!
In case you need some strategies to escape from any enclosure...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjjbqBlB_m0
Animals That Shocked People With Their IQ
The Situation Is Hopeless But Not Serious, Paul Watzlawick
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#102 2023-01-08 05:57:35
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“You forgot to feed me last night...”
Don"t mess with a Husky, no matter what ... the looks are telling !
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#103 2023-01-17 16:03:40
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#104 2023-01-17 16:39:55
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These very good pranks, thank you Bigfeet!
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#105 2023-01-25 14:53:12
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Get trained, for Heaven's sake!!!!
A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
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A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died.
In heaven they faced God,who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German shepherd said "i believe in discipline, loyalty and training to my master".
"Good" said God. "You may sit on my right side".
The Doberman said "I believe in love,care and protection of my master".
"Aha,you may sit on my left" said God.
Then God looked at the cat and said" and what do you believe in"?
The cat replied " I believe you are sitting in my seat".
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I saw a book on obedience training for cats…
It was in the fairy-tails section.
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A soldier shows up for military training, but realizes he forgot to bring his gun.
The sergeant hands him a stick and gestures to the training field.
"You'll have to use this, soldier. If you need to shoot someone, just aim your stick at them and shout 'Bangity bang-bang'. If someone gets too close to you, poke them in the gut with it as though it was a bayonette and shout 'Stabbity stab-stab'. Now get moving."
The soldier thinks this is pretty ridiculous, but to his surprise, when he aims his stick at a fellow trainee across the field and shouts "Bangity bang-bang!" the other soldier goes down in a theatrical display. Then, another trainee tries to run past him, so he pokes the guy in the ribs and shouts "Stabbity stab-stab!" and he too goes down, pretending to be dead.
So, the soldier starts running through the mock-battlefield, shouting "Bangity bang-bang" and occasionally "Stabbity-stab-stab", until eventually he realizes he's the last man standing.
He's feeling pretty proud of himself until another soldier rounds a corner and starts walking toward him. Slowly. Stiffly. Menacingly.
The soldier takes aim with his stick and shouts, "Bangity-bang-bang!"
But the other soldier doesn't go down this time. He keeps approaching, arms stiff at his sides, boots stomping aggressively into the ground.
The soldier begins to sweat. He clears his throat, adjusts grip on his stick and hollers, "Bangity bang-bang!"
But nothing happens. The other soldier keeps marching toward him.
Now the soldier panics. He pretends to reload his stick and desperately cries out, "Bangity bang-bang! Bangity bang-bang! Stabbity stab-stab!"
But to his dismay, nothing works.
Finally, the other soldier reaches him, kicks him in the shin and knocks him onto the ground.
He stands over the fallen soldier and says:
"Tankity tank-tank."
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#106 2023-01-26 18:40:38
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You're in the Army now...
The company commander and the sergeant were in the field. As they go to bed for the night, the first sergeant said: “Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?”
The commander said: “I see millions of stars.”
Sgt: “And what does that tell you, sir?”
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?”
Sgt: “Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent.”
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Dear Mum and Dad!
I am well, I hope you are well. Tell my brother Walt and my brother Elmer that the Marine Corps is far better than working for old Minch. Tell them to join up as fast as they can before all the places fill up.
I was a little nervous at first because I had to stay in bed until 6am, but I'm over it now and I like that I can sleep longer than usual.
Please tell Walt and Elmer that what needs to be done before breakfast is nothing more than straightening up the bed and polishing a few things. No slop for the hogs, no feed to bring in, no grits to mix, no wood to split, no fire to build. Practically nothing to do.
You have to shave, but that's not too bad, because there's hot water.
Breakfast is plenty of things like juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but pretty poor in terms of normal food like potatoes, ham, roast beef, steak, fried eggplant, cakes. But tell Walt and Elmer that they can sit down between two city boys, since they live on coffee. With their food and ours, you can make it till noon, because then they'll feed you again.
No wonder these city boys can't walk much. Every day we go out for "forced marches", which our sergeant says is long walking to toughen us up. If you think so, so be it, it's not for me to say otherwise, but these "forced walks" are about as long as our mailbox is from the farm. Then, of course, the city boys get their feet cracked open and we all ride back to the barracks in trucks.
The countryside's beautiful around here, but it's frighteningly flat. The sergeant, by the way, is like a teacher at school, always teasing. The captain is like the schoolmaster. The majors and colonels just wander around and frown. They don't bother anybody at all.
I'm sure the next one will make Walt and my brother Elmer laugh their heads off:
I've started getting medals at shootings, I have no idea why. The center of the target is almost as big as a squirrel's head and it won't move. Plus, it doesn't shoot back, like our Higget boys. All you have to do is lie comfortably and hit the black circle. We don't even have to load the bullets: we get box numbers.
Then there's this thing called hand-to-hand combat practice. You have to wrestle the city boys. I have to be very careful with them because they break very easily. It's not at all like wrestling the old bull at home. I seem to be the best, except for Tug Jordan, who's from Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He moved in the same time as me, but I'm only 64 pounds and 152 inches tall and he's 136 pounds and 190 inches.
Either way, tell Walt and Elmer to hurry up and get here before other guys eat this good place up!
Your loving daughter, Gail
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#107 2023-02-08 09:26:55
- Edith_S
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Funny animals to lift your mood !
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#108 2023-02-09 19:15:22
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Mewsion Impawsible: Ghost Protocol
(Aka: your Urmah Starseed hard at Ascension work on Earth)
https://mobile.twitter.com/buitengebied … 3lr4ctAAAA
https://mobile.twitter.com/buitengebied … TuvvYsAAAA
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#109 2023-02-09 23:36:10
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Urmah introducing Human to other Urmahs.
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#110 2023-02-10 00:22:35
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Urmah executing a “walk-in” without Immersion Pod technology.
Difficulty Level: Master
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#111 2023-02-11 13:37:44
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This thing can lend itself as escape goat for false flags...
Are they gonna blame global warming too..
Escape goat...
"If you do feel pulled in, to save, protect, others, I would suggest to examine the energy of the “guardian” instead. Not the weaponized guardian, but the guardian like an impenetrable wall energy. No consequences to who tries to trespass, just an impossibility of getting through." - Inelia
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#112 2023-02-11 16:05:24
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Warning: Strong offensive language(Please don't click on these links. By clicking on these links all the karma is on you, you have been warned).
Cartman Becomes the Hallway Monitor - SOUTH PARK
Eric Cartman Hallway monitor - Go with Christ Brah.
"If you do feel pulled in, to save, protect, others, I would suggest to examine the energy of the “guardian” instead. Not the weaponized guardian, but the guardian like an impenetrable wall energy. No consequences to who tries to trespass, just an impossibility of getting through." - Inelia
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#113 2023-02-11 21:33:50
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literally xDDD
StarDeity wrote:This thing can lend itself as escape goat for false flags...
Are they gonna blame global warming too..
https://media.giphy.com/media/FFS4uIeZh … nsized.gif
Escape goat...
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#114 2023-02-11 21:34:56
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Anyone into ASMR for sleep and/or relaxation? 
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#115 2023-02-11 21:37:56
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Anyone into ASMR for sleep and/or relaxation?
I love ASMR!
Fun fact: It's considered a form of mediation.
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#116 2023-02-11 21:50:48
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Me too~ I use it for sleep sometimes xD
StarDeity wrote:Anyone into ASMR for sleep and/or relaxation?
I love ASMR!
Fun fact: It's considered a form of mediation.
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#117 2023-02-11 21:53:39
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Me too~ I use it for sleep sometimes xD
Alec wrote:StarDeity wrote:Anyone into ASMR for sleep and/or relaxation?
I love ASMR!
Fun fact: It's considered a form of mediation.
Urmahs too. Purring is autonomous sensory meridian response.
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#118 2023-02-11 22:14:30
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Yass :3
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#119 2023-02-13 16:38:31
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It would get even funnier if he took off his mask and said, "Dudes, I don't want to play Biden anymore." Lol
https://newspunch.com/video-joe-biden-a … president/
“A great unmasking will come soon,”
https://realrawnews.com/2023/02/biden-b … ookalikes/And another fun story with Arthur Biden
https://realrawnews.com/2021/09/biden-b … s-johnson/
Right!!! Show must go on !
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#120 2023-02-13 17:01:23
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Warning: Strong offensive language(Please don't click on these links. By clicking on these links all the karma is on you, you have been warned).
Cartman Becomes the Hallway Monitor - SOUTH PARK
Eric Cartman Hallway monitor - Go with Christ Brah.
Haha, Juoiter, I will include you in my last...very last will...
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#121 2023-02-14 18:52:42
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#122 2023-02-16 20:56:05
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Haha, Juoiter, I will include you in my last...very last will...
Haha OK. 
I will include you in my prayers and pray you have tons of financial abundance for the rest of your current lifetime. hihihi
"If you do feel pulled in, to save, protect, others, I would suggest to examine the energy of the “guardian” instead. Not the weaponized guardian, but the guardian like an impenetrable wall energy. No consequences to who tries to trespass, just an impossibility of getting through." - Inelia
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#123 2023-02-18 11:49:24
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In the attention of the Terrestrial Men ! Space Sex !
An alien woman comes to visit Earth. She is so beautiful that men crowd around her in the hope of having intimate relations. One of them tries to approach her in a less direct way and asks her:
- Do you want to conceive a child?
- Aha, so you want to have children, won't you? Ok - she said
The woman takes a marble from a bag and slams it on the ground and a baby appears.
-Do you want more???...and another narble, two, three...and in a few seconds dozens of babies appeared.
The poor man starts to whimper - that's not what I was talking about...
- But how exactly are you doing it? - asks the woman.
The man explains the terrestrial process in detail...
- Oh, I get it, she says, - you want us to make marbles !
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#124 2023-02-24 05:44:08
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Hard money went to ridiculous projects...laughable but not profitable...
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#125 2023-02-24 15:08:16
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